Polar Bears

Polar bears are SO FRIGGING ADORABLE!

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Oh. You were expecting me to write something about the presidential debate?
I'll write a haiku or two:

Ahem...

McCain condescends,
And he has dumb ideas.
STOP THE GOD DAMN LIES.

McCain lies too much.
Obama kept correcting.
McCain, with lipstick.

John has a record.
Do you know McCain's record?
John's got a record!

Repubs are insane.
Keep believing those lies, folks.
...Better learn Swedish.

Instead of Palin,
Let's have a Polar Bear veep.
They know Bush Doctrine.

What, you want tax cuts?
You want healthcare and school funds?
Can't have it both ways.

Once upon a time,
McCain goes to the bathroom.
"Wait...that's my elbow."

"Oh, drill baby, drill!"
Exxon loves those tax breaks, yes.
Electric car who?