Saturday, January 31, 2009

Every Time Eric Eats a Banana...

Another Classic Rafferwoodism.


Always reminds me of Sarah.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Being Lonely Sucks Balls.

Today is officially the sixth day I have been Joyless, as she has been shanghaied by my mothra and sistren to the Great Unknown (Carnival Cruises).

Needless to say, I am going out of my mind.

Not with worry anymore, but more with generalized anxiety. Loneliness, and moreover, getting some stupid chest pain transforming into something hideously winged.

I spent the entire first 3 days (off from work) playing video games, eating pizza and Oreos, and sleeping. It was fun for about a day. Then it got old and smelly. It has since moved onto the phase one would normally reference in a "dead baby" joke.


I'm now sleeping 3 hours a night. I'm exhausted but can't get to sleep. Although I hate, HATE sleeping with the light on, I can't fall asleep without a light on when Joy isn't there. She usually fights off the monsters.

Also, I cancelled a poker party I arranged a week earlier...ten minutes after confirming the time on that day with everyone. Why?

Well, as we all know, I tell the jokes.

Joy has the personality, and I tell the jokes. I had this enormous feeling that I couldn't be both for that 2 hours. Plus, the house was a wreck, and I felt I could only muster enough energy from my lethargic slump to clean it once for Joy before she got home.

Yeah, I guess it's selfish, but whatever.
I want my wife back, dammit!


Joy! Come home!



Friday, January 23, 2009

The Little Giant Vacuum Cleaner

...from Walla Walla, Washington.

Make sure you turn off the annotations (bottom right menu button, then click the top option).


"Cannibals!"

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Looking Back...

As was the case when I saw some old He-Man cartoons on YouTube...I once again wonder how I thought this was "awesome" (like a hot dog).




Nostalgic, yes. Awesome, nay.
The guy is a little too happy with his waxy chest.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Stein Um Stein

This is another great Rammstein song. This is not the video, but more a follow-along translation. The song is kind of dark in nature, but the last chorus (i.e. the last minute or so) is fantastic...it gets stuck in your head and sound really cool.

You all think I'm crazy.
But it's not I who am crazy...it is I who am MAD!